I've banned "TALKnet" for a month and will welcome he/she/it back provided they don't waste my time as they did just now, while disingenuously pretending that I'm wasting their time.
With a Gmail account, Searching on duck duck go, for www fluoride free peel .ca “Server, Websight cannot be found”. Encourage people to share the direct links to your articles. Thank’S Christine
All the "pox virus" lesions seem to be the same, or very similar. There are soooo many toxins that cause skin lesions including food allergies/sensitivities. No "virus" required.
Monkey bollocks closely imitates the AIDS scam....just in time for the US election cycle, TPTB determined during the Rona fascism that most of the sheeple are stupid and will believe and follow. They are not wrong.
Yes, I've seen posts by readers on other sites that say it's fear porn but not because its all a lie but because it's a gay disease. So the people are still eating up the false narrative and gays are again the scapegoats.
Yes like AIDS with the queer popper culture, the symptoms from a debauched, drug, alcohol, profligate sex anti-culture, are perfect for the Pharma Phascists to enter and sell. AZT killed hundreds of thousands. AIDS saved NIAID (Fauci's empire) and the CDC. It created a U$350 billion market, now worth some $30 billion per annum in research and funding just in the US. Rona was the same and will be normalised the same way. How can these criminals spend $ 30 billion a year on 'research' and not have a god damn clue about the origins, transmissions, or cure for 'AIDS'....answer = why bother with a cure for a fake illness when the pot of gold is there every single year.
Right on. The other answer to your question is some did know about the origins but to speak out was to lose all that grant money and have your career destroyed. Fauci again.
Great post! And, that monkeypox mania summit video you linked to from 2022 is especially helpful!...I came across it a couple of weeks ago and found it very informative.
"But it's gotta be a virus. What else could it be? One person gets sick, then another, then another,.." A perfect example of basic public ignorance about science, not knowing the fact that if the existence of a certain organism is hypothesized, it is up to the hypothesis maker to prove it, and should not be assumed to be true unless proven otherwise.
Thanks again, Christine, for trying to restore sanity to science.
Again Christine - thank you for your continued effort in challenging these oppressors. We have to stay ahead of their game - will forward this to others and also to our MP's, MOH, and others who wish to dominate our lives. I cannot thank you enough for your tireless and dedicated work.
I was referring to the email list shown in today's article...all the London On 'parliament' workers. Was just wondering if you lived in London like myself. Mis wrote your....only because it was your article....
Your question has two problems. For the covid part, just imagine there is no such diseased condition called covid. That's one problem down.
You can learn more about that in plenty of places from clear thinkers, if you really are interested in learning.
The flu part is more difficult. There is the idea of some kind of cyclical process of self-detoxification. Look at domestic animals, they all have a few down days from time to time. They listen to their body, so to speak, and the stop fooling around for a beat or two, maybe a full measure. But humans know better than our bodies, and we cannot stop. So we don't. And then it gets worse. And we are miserable for a beat or two, maybe we got killed if we make the mistake of going to a hospital, the modern killing fields. But generally people get better, on their own. And maybe some home remedies help with discomfort.
For example, I used almond oil to rub my nose on my last cold. The reason was my nose had cracked skin a irritation from using cleaning to much. I the repeated friction of tissue paper may cause some damage. I had a lot of watery production. No mucus. Just watery secretion. Two days and it stopped. But I was with the irritated nose for a few more days. The oil probably helped to speed up the recover of the skin. Maybe, if I had used the oil from the start, I would have spared myself from that discomfort. Of course the nose is very important for me, because I'm 1/16384th Jewish, so every time I have a cold, I fear I may bring down the house. It's a terrible defect. I'm thinking about getting a nose job. But I'm so stingy! My cousin has a business of chainsaws for gardening. If you are interested in purchasing a chainsaw, go visit my brother and use promo code AWESOMENOSE33 to get a 33% discount. Now, I don't know how we got here, but let's continue.
You ask what's the mechanism for contagion. There is no mechanism, only the appearance of contagion. Do you have scientific evidence of contagion? Bring it here, tell me, I'm all ears. Those are big too. I actually jump from airplanes and do nekkid break dance in the air and a friend takes pictures. Then I roll out my ears and gracefully glide down. like a flying squirrel or a muskrat on a hang glider or something like that. You get the picture.
I won't write about my feet or my body hair due to time concerns.
There's this Christine; "A Review of the Literature on Influenza and the Common Cold (AKA Covid)" by J. G. Townsend, surgeon, United States Public Health Service, link below.
We could go through it together if you like.....think of it as a "getting to know you" blind date, whadda you say? 🤞
Christine, I'm skeptical that you are looking for genuine answers. Your question reads as a rhetorical bit of advertising for the Germ Nutter Industry. Maybe best to "talk to your doctor". He/She will definitely share your cult language.
Define "COVID," please. And "Flu." Have you any proof that contagion has ever been PROVEN, for example transmission of a cold via bodily fluids, or of ... the Spanish Flu?
Yeah, good point! We have to actually DO the work to find the cause. GUESSING that it's "Covid" sounds like a bad movie. ;) And taking a PCR ANYTHING is not a "test," so that's clearly a waste of time!! Cheers.
Go back and review the COUNTLESS responses you've ALREADY received from myself and others to your nonstop, disingenuous comments on my substack. One more comment of this nature and you're banned, permanently.
I don´t think you should ban her -- we all get a good laugh with her silly posts. She reminds me of the middle child who never got enough attention -- you know, the one that throws temper tantrums when daddy holds the baby or screams at the top of her lungs in the supermarket if mommy doesn´t buy that dinky toy she wants. Maybe she´s working out her traumas here -- we could always send her a bill for shrink services rendered.
As one cartoon character would say, and in his voice, "Kick Ass!" ^_^
Some day, many decades from now, school children will laugh at people like her, for their very unscientific and stupifyingly idiotic refusal to actually READ THE SCIENCE, with continual insistence that proven science just can't be right, because "I don't understand."
The second half opened to tumultuous song from TT F.C. fans:
Germ Theory’s doom draws near,
Prepare for defeat, it’s time to fear!
Terrain Theory’s rise, a revolution grand,
Watch us conquer and take your land!
Opening play was dominated by the Baileys. This husband-and-wife team embody total football. No matter what the opposition threw at them they could just brush it aside with finesse. The first ten minutes of play witnessed them steal the limelight by toying with the opposition in the middle of the park with ball tricks and delightful interplays. Each failed attempt to win the ball off the dynamic duo was greeted with an emphatic “Ole!” from the TT fans. When Basil Anthrax closed in on Sam, she simply spore-ad the ball back to Mark, “Ole!” When GT’s midfielder Spanish Flu closed in on Mark, he simply sidestepped the attempts at felling him with a rich tapas-try of close quarter dribbling skills, “Ole!” then a majestical chip back to his wife, “Ole!” When GT’s right back Avian Flu tried to press Sam, he chickened out of the tackle after Sam looked him in the eye, “Ole!”
This period of play closed out with the dynamic duo chipping, volleying and showboating between each other all the way to GTs goal. (D) ismantled, (N) ullified, and (A) nnihilated, they left GT’s players strand-ed. At the goal line still chipping and volleying to each other the stadium’s floodlights dimmed to a soft orange-yellow hue, and with TT’s fans breaking into fine voice, “Love is in the air,” the Bailey’s gently clasped hands and simultaneously struck the ball together to make it 5-0. TT’s fans exploded into song:
“Farewell Virology, time to part,
Your theories are one BIG fart!
No more myths, we see the light,
The Baileys’ have got it right!”
15 minutes into the second half coach Bechamp brought on Mike Stone. For a moment, a profound silence seemed to freeze time. The stadium was keenly aware that Mike was returning to play after personal tragedy. Both sets of fans momentarily set aside their rivalries and united in a heartfelt tribute from the terraces, their moving rendition echoing through eternity:
“Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone!!"
Despite being overwhelmed by emotion, Mike was resolute, covering every possible angle as GT launched their relentless Ad hominem attacks. Their efforts were futile; Mike was unshaken by Germ Theory’s feints, decoy ploys, and barrage of foul attempts designed to smear him. When a desperate long ball targeted a lone GT attacker on the edge of the Terrain Theory box, Mike Stone’s mastery of the scientific soccer method was set to shine.
Observed Phenomenon: Mike intercepted the ball deep in his own penalty area, under intense pressure. The commentators, fuelled by excitement, proposed the Alternate Hypothesis: Could Mike’s dribbling skills overcome this daunting challenge and lead to a goal? Fans were confident in the Independent Variable – Mike’s exceptional dribbling ability – and placed their hopes on the Dependent Variable: the success of the goal.
Unusually, for soccer, the Control Variables – pitch conditions, referee decisions, and opponents’ strategies – remained constant throughout. Undeterred by the Null Hypothesis suggesting failure, Mike initiated the Test with a scintillating dribble, weaving through defenders of Germ Theory with dazzling skill.
Analysis of the data confirmed Mike’s dribbling was nothing short of extraordinary, and the breathtaking goal confirmed the hypothesis of his prowess. But the excitement didn’t stop there. Mike replicated his feat three more times, netting a hat-trick and securing a comfortable lead with the score reading Terrain Theory 8, Germ Theory 0.
The stadium roared as Mike’s dribbling genius was celebrated, proving that in soccer, incorporating the scientific method and ensuring reproducibility can deliver spectacular results. TT F.C. fans were besides themselves with joy after Mike scored three goals in quick succession. They erupted into song, mocking the opposition:
With a commanding eight-goal lead, TT F.C. began to kick back, passing the ball with finesse and showboating effortlessly. Germ Theory’s players found themselves on a wild goose chase, scrambling to catch up as each pass was skilfully offloaded to another TT player just as the opposition closed in. Each successful lay-off was greeted with a tumultuous “Ole!”
Coach Bechamp was having none of these antics. He brought on Alec “Equilibrium” Zeck to show the team The Way Forward to goal once again. Gathering all the legends of Team No Virus for a quick TEOC team huddle, Zeck delivered Bechamp’s command to finish Germ Theory off once and for all.
From this point on, TT F.C.’s ball play became a dynamic display of creativity, precision, and teamwork. Christine ‘Hawkish for Truth’ Massey began the dazzling sequence – no fake germ-nomics here – threading a precise pass to Tom ‘New Biology Clinic’ Cowan. Tom, known for his mental agility and bone-crushing logic, flicked the ball to Andy ‘True Healing’ Kauffman with a slick touch and logic enhancing spin that left Germ Theory defenders scrambling and Kirsch scratching his head yet again.
Andy, showcasing his signature calmness and finesse, manoeuvred through traps set by Germ Theory defenders and executed a cheeky nutmeg before passing the ball to Mike ‘ViroLIEgy.com’ Stone. Stone, with his remarkable dribbling skills, weaved through the opposition, covering all the arguments GT tried to muster. Despite their efforts, they couldn’t string together the key tenets necessary in the scientific soccer method to dislodge the ball from Mike. Seeing his teammates perfectly positioned, Stone passed to Sam and Mark ‘Illuminating Health’ Bailey, whose dazzling all-round play signalled farewell to the crumbling defence of Germ Theory.
The Bailey’s clasped hands once more, a signature move that cued the stadium’s floodlights to dim to a romantic orange-yellow hue. The ambiance was perfect for a cleverly and simultaneously executed backheel to Steffan ‘Symbiosis’ Lanka, who danced rings around the entire Germ Theory team, which could only muster a measle-ly resistance. Spotting Alec ‘Equilibrium’ Zeck in ‘Space’ and advancing all The Way Forward to the GT penalty box, Lanka flighted a perfect high ball over a wall of dogmatic players. The high arc gave Zeck time to check that the ground was perfectly flat and for a Weiss member of the press corps to steady his Nikon P1000 camera for the final shot of the game.
Zeck eclipsed the helio-centric defence formation with a powerful strike, unleashing a blistering daisy cutter on a flat trajectory that took the legs out from underneath the GT gatekeeper, sending him and the ball hurtling into the back of the net. That final goal sealed The End of Germ Theory, which was no match for the holistic harmony of Terrain Theory.
Final Score* Terrain Theory F.C. 9 - Germ Theory F.C. 0
TT F.C. fans were besides themselves and erupted into victorious song:
Alec Zeck, a legend's rise,
What a goal, to lift our eyes,
Germ theory done, COVID's end,
In Victory's song, our voices blend!
The post-match interview with both coaches revealed a lot. Responding to Liam Groundbreaker from The Terrain Tribune, who asked, “What allowed you to dominate and Be-champ-ions?”
Bechamp replied, “Our victory over Germ Theory wasn’t just about superior tactics; it was about embracing the principles of balance and adaptability. While Germ Theory focused on pinpointing specific ‘invaders,’ we played with a holistic understanding of the game’s natural dynamics. By leveraging the strengths of our entire team and adapting to the flow of play, we secured a decisive win. Our strategy is grounded in the belief that understanding and enhancing our natural strengths leads to ultimate success.”
Germina Inocula from The Germ Guardian posed this question to Pasteur: “How can you explain this devastating loss to Terrain Theory?”
Pasteur responded, “Our play was sterile by comparison, which fermented discord among the team. By trying to keep play so clean and precise, we ended up in a real mess. As if on the verge of delivering his final words, he gazed at the camera with hollow eyes, as though staring down the barrel of a gun, and uttered with great solemnity:
“The micro-ball is nothing. The terrain is everything.”
I've banned "TALKnet" for a month and will welcome he/she/it back provided they don't waste my time as they did just now, while disingenuously pretending that I'm wasting their time.
Wow Christine 👌 🎯 yet again, so glad I found your work at the beginning of CV-19.
With a Gmail account, Searching on duck duck go, for www fluoride free peel .ca “Server, Websight cannot be found”. Encourage people to share the direct links to your articles. Thank’S Christine
use mojeek!!!
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All the "pox virus" lesions seem to be the same, or very similar. There are soooo many toxins that cause skin lesions including food allergies/sensitivities. No "virus" required.
Every man/women knows it is wrong to pollute a stream but fail to recognize that for their own blood 'stream'
Monkey bollocks closely imitates the AIDS scam....just in time for the US election cycle, TPTB determined during the Rona fascism that most of the sheeple are stupid and will believe and follow. They are not wrong.
Yes, I've seen posts by readers on other sites that say it's fear porn but not because its all a lie but because it's a gay disease. So the people are still eating up the false narrative and gays are again the scapegoats.
Yes like AIDS with the queer popper culture, the symptoms from a debauched, drug, alcohol, profligate sex anti-culture, are perfect for the Pharma Phascists to enter and sell. AZT killed hundreds of thousands. AIDS saved NIAID (Fauci's empire) and the CDC. It created a U$350 billion market, now worth some $30 billion per annum in research and funding just in the US. Rona was the same and will be normalised the same way. How can these criminals spend $ 30 billion a year on 'research' and not have a god damn clue about the origins, transmissions, or cure for 'AIDS'....answer = why bother with a cure for a fake illness when the pot of gold is there every single year.
Right on. The other answer to your question is some did know about the origins but to speak out was to lose all that grant money and have your career destroyed. Fauci again.
Great post! And, that monkeypox mania summit video you linked to from 2022 is especially helpful!...I came across it a couple of weeks ago and found it very informative.
https://drsambailey.com/.../inter.../monkeypox-mania-summit/
Excellent! Well done Christine
Thank you for the support and for all you do on the law side :)
"But it's gotta be a virus. What else could it be? One person gets sick, then another, then another,.." A perfect example of basic public ignorance about science, not knowing the fact that if the existence of a certain organism is hypothesized, it is up to the hypothesis maker to prove it, and should not be assumed to be true unless proven otherwise.
Thanks again, Christine, for trying to restore sanity to science.
Thank you for your continual support, Jeff, and for all you do :)
🙏🏼 💖
All one needs to do is decipher the acronym: Public Health Emergency of International Concern (PHEIC). (laughing)
LOL 😀😀👍👍 LOVE IT!! AND THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES!! 😀😀
Again Christine - thank you for your continued effort in challenging these oppressors. We have to stay ahead of their game - will forward this to others and also to our MP's, MOH, and others who wish to dominate our lives. I cannot thank you enough for your tireless and dedicated work.
Thank you so much for helping to get the facts out there :)
Thank you for all that you are! The world really needs heroes like you.
Thank you. I'm just a fed up woman :)
You are an amazing woman and you have given other women, like myself and my friends, hope, courage and ammunition against this evil!
That's great to hear, thank you! I'll be releasing something even better soon :)
Just noticing some of your email list....some of the same people I have been emailing. Are you in London Ontario Christine??
Sorry, not sure what you mean? Where would you have seen my email list? I keep it private.
I was referring to the email list shown in today's article...all the London On 'parliament' workers. Was just wondering if you lived in London like myself. Mis wrote your....only because it was your article....
Sorry, my bad, just came back to say I realize now what you meant. I'm on the land known as Ontario and know people in London Ontario.
I've got that down pat - but I don't understand how random people can get the Flu or Covid without being in contact to anyone else with it.
Perhaps you could explain to me the mechanism, which is missing here?
I shall give you an answer right away.
Your question has two problems. For the covid part, just imagine there is no such diseased condition called covid. That's one problem down.
You can learn more about that in plenty of places from clear thinkers, if you really are interested in learning.
The flu part is more difficult. There is the idea of some kind of cyclical process of self-detoxification. Look at domestic animals, they all have a few down days from time to time. They listen to their body, so to speak, and the stop fooling around for a beat or two, maybe a full measure. But humans know better than our bodies, and we cannot stop. So we don't. And then it gets worse. And we are miserable for a beat or two, maybe we got killed if we make the mistake of going to a hospital, the modern killing fields. But generally people get better, on their own. And maybe some home remedies help with discomfort.
For example, I used almond oil to rub my nose on my last cold. The reason was my nose had cracked skin a irritation from using cleaning to much. I the repeated friction of tissue paper may cause some damage. I had a lot of watery production. No mucus. Just watery secretion. Two days and it stopped. But I was with the irritated nose for a few more days. The oil probably helped to speed up the recover of the skin. Maybe, if I had used the oil from the start, I would have spared myself from that discomfort. Of course the nose is very important for me, because I'm 1/16384th Jewish, so every time I have a cold, I fear I may bring down the house. It's a terrible defect. I'm thinking about getting a nose job. But I'm so stingy! My cousin has a business of chainsaws for gardening. If you are interested in purchasing a chainsaw, go visit my brother and use promo code AWESOMENOSE33 to get a 33% discount. Now, I don't know how we got here, but let's continue.
You ask what's the mechanism for contagion. There is no mechanism, only the appearance of contagion. Do you have scientific evidence of contagion? Bring it here, tell me, I'm all ears. Those are big too. I actually jump from airplanes and do nekkid break dance in the air and a friend takes pictures. Then I roll out my ears and gracefully glide down. like a flying squirrel or a muskrat on a hang glider or something like that. You get the picture.
I won't write about my feet or my body hair due to time concerns.
Do you have life insurance? Are you interested?
There's this Christine; "A Review of the Literature on Influenza and the Common Cold (AKA Covid)" by J. G. Townsend, surgeon, United States Public Health Service, link below.
We could go through it together if you like.....think of it as a "getting to know you" blind date, whadda you say? 🤞
https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=uc1.b5368601&view=1up&seq=1
Christine, I'm skeptical that you are looking for genuine answers. Your question reads as a rhetorical bit of advertising for the Germ Nutter Industry. Maybe best to "talk to your doctor". He/She will definitely share your cult language.
Minister of Global Health, Bill Gates, needs a boost to his investment in Bavarian Nordic.
You again? Is your life THAT boring?
LOL 😀😀😀😀
Define "COVID," please. And "Flu." Have you any proof that contagion has ever been PROVEN, for example transmission of a cold via bodily fluids, or of ... the Spanish Flu?
🎯🎯🎯
What's COVID? What's flu?
Both dont exist - just made up names for the body's own periodical cleanup/detox cycle synptoms
It might be EMF's. Same symptoms.
Or a vaccine. https://ibb.co/M9WZgYX
Yeah, good point! We have to actually DO the work to find the cause. GUESSING that it's "Covid" sounds like a bad movie. ;) And taking a PCR ANYTHING is not a "test," so that's clearly a waste of time!! Cheers.
The "mechanism" is called "Thinking."
Go back and review the COUNTLESS responses you've ALREADY received from myself and others to your nonstop, disingenuous comments on my substack. One more comment of this nature and you're banned, permanently.
I don´t think you should ban her -- we all get a good laugh with her silly posts. She reminds me of the middle child who never got enough attention -- you know, the one that throws temper tantrums when daddy holds the baby or screams at the top of her lungs in the supermarket if mommy doesn´t buy that dinky toy she wants. Maybe she´s working out her traumas here -- we could always send her a bill for shrink services rendered.
I concur! Triple Bullseye!! Great shooting!!
Lol.
As one cartoon character would say, and in his voice, "Kick Ass!" ^_^
Some day, many decades from now, school children will laugh at people like her, for their very unscientific and stupifyingly idiotic refusal to actually READ THE SCIENCE, with continual insistence that proven science just can't be right, because "I don't understand."
Excellent, thank you on behalf of the world. I have forwarded to some good peeps in important positions.
Phew! thank god for that!! Yes, where would the world be without the chief justice?
Thank you so much for doing that, Jeff :)
I think the WHO is putting out fear points re: the monkey pox "virus"
SECOND HALF ........
The second half opened to tumultuous song from TT F.C. fans:
Germ Theory’s doom draws near,
Prepare for defeat, it’s time to fear!
Terrain Theory’s rise, a revolution grand,
Watch us conquer and take your land!
Opening play was dominated by the Baileys. This husband-and-wife team embody total football. No matter what the opposition threw at them they could just brush it aside with finesse. The first ten minutes of play witnessed them steal the limelight by toying with the opposition in the middle of the park with ball tricks and delightful interplays. Each failed attempt to win the ball off the dynamic duo was greeted with an emphatic “Ole!” from the TT fans. When Basil Anthrax closed in on Sam, she simply spore-ad the ball back to Mark, “Ole!” When GT’s midfielder Spanish Flu closed in on Mark, he simply sidestepped the attempts at felling him with a rich tapas-try of close quarter dribbling skills, “Ole!” then a majestical chip back to his wife, “Ole!” When GT’s right back Avian Flu tried to press Sam, he chickened out of the tackle after Sam looked him in the eye, “Ole!”
This period of play closed out with the dynamic duo chipping, volleying and showboating between each other all the way to GTs goal. (D) ismantled, (N) ullified, and (A) nnihilated, they left GT’s players strand-ed. At the goal line still chipping and volleying to each other the stadium’s floodlights dimmed to a soft orange-yellow hue, and with TT’s fans breaking into fine voice, “Love is in the air,” the Bailey’s gently clasped hands and simultaneously struck the ball together to make it 5-0. TT’s fans exploded into song:
“Farewell Virology, time to part,
Your theories are one BIG fart!
No more myths, we see the light,
The Baileys’ have got it right!”
15 minutes into the second half coach Bechamp brought on Mike Stone. For a moment, a profound silence seemed to freeze time. The stadium was keenly aware that Mike was returning to play after personal tragedy. Both sets of fans momentarily set aside their rivalries and united in a heartfelt tribute from the terraces, their moving rendition echoing through eternity:
“Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone!!"
Despite being overwhelmed by emotion, Mike was resolute, covering every possible angle as GT launched their relentless Ad hominem attacks. Their efforts were futile; Mike was unshaken by Germ Theory’s feints, decoy ploys, and barrage of foul attempts designed to smear him. When a desperate long ball targeted a lone GT attacker on the edge of the Terrain Theory box, Mike Stone’s mastery of the scientific soccer method was set to shine.
Observed Phenomenon: Mike intercepted the ball deep in his own penalty area, under intense pressure. The commentators, fuelled by excitement, proposed the Alternate Hypothesis: Could Mike’s dribbling skills overcome this daunting challenge and lead to a goal? Fans were confident in the Independent Variable – Mike’s exceptional dribbling ability – and placed their hopes on the Dependent Variable: the success of the goal.
Unusually, for soccer, the Control Variables – pitch conditions, referee decisions, and opponents’ strategies – remained constant throughout. Undeterred by the Null Hypothesis suggesting failure, Mike initiated the Test with a scintillating dribble, weaving through defenders of Germ Theory with dazzling skill.
Analysis of the data confirmed Mike’s dribbling was nothing short of extraordinary, and the breathtaking goal confirmed the hypothesis of his prowess. But the excitement didn’t stop there. Mike replicated his feat three more times, netting a hat-trick and securing a comfortable lead with the score reading Terrain Theory 8, Germ Theory 0.
The stadium roared as Mike’s dribbling genius was celebrated, proving that in soccer, incorporating the scientific method and ensuring reproducibility can deliver spectacular results. TT F.C. fans were besides themselves with joy after Mike scored three goals in quick succession. They erupted into song, mocking the opposition:
"Mike Stone’s dribbling is sheer delight,
Dazzling with moves that light up the night,
Terrain Theory’s winning song,
Find the truth at Viroliegy.com."
With a commanding eight-goal lead, TT F.C. began to kick back, passing the ball with finesse and showboating effortlessly. Germ Theory’s players found themselves on a wild goose chase, scrambling to catch up as each pass was skilfully offloaded to another TT player just as the opposition closed in. Each successful lay-off was greeted with a tumultuous “Ole!”
Coach Bechamp was having none of these antics. He brought on Alec “Equilibrium” Zeck to show the team The Way Forward to goal once again. Gathering all the legends of Team No Virus for a quick TEOC team huddle, Zeck delivered Bechamp’s command to finish Germ Theory off once and for all.
From this point on, TT F.C.’s ball play became a dynamic display of creativity, precision, and teamwork. Christine ‘Hawkish for Truth’ Massey began the dazzling sequence – no fake germ-nomics here – threading a precise pass to Tom ‘New Biology Clinic’ Cowan. Tom, known for his mental agility and bone-crushing logic, flicked the ball to Andy ‘True Healing’ Kauffman with a slick touch and logic enhancing spin that left Germ Theory defenders scrambling and Kirsch scratching his head yet again.
Andy, showcasing his signature calmness and finesse, manoeuvred through traps set by Germ Theory defenders and executed a cheeky nutmeg before passing the ball to Mike ‘ViroLIEgy.com’ Stone. Stone, with his remarkable dribbling skills, weaved through the opposition, covering all the arguments GT tried to muster. Despite their efforts, they couldn’t string together the key tenets necessary in the scientific soccer method to dislodge the ball from Mike. Seeing his teammates perfectly positioned, Stone passed to Sam and Mark ‘Illuminating Health’ Bailey, whose dazzling all-round play signalled farewell to the crumbling defence of Germ Theory.
The Bailey’s clasped hands once more, a signature move that cued the stadium’s floodlights to dim to a romantic orange-yellow hue. The ambiance was perfect for a cleverly and simultaneously executed backheel to Steffan ‘Symbiosis’ Lanka, who danced rings around the entire Germ Theory team, which could only muster a measle-ly resistance. Spotting Alec ‘Equilibrium’ Zeck in ‘Space’ and advancing all The Way Forward to the GT penalty box, Lanka flighted a perfect high ball over a wall of dogmatic players. The high arc gave Zeck time to check that the ground was perfectly flat and for a Weiss member of the press corps to steady his Nikon P1000 camera for the final shot of the game.
Zeck eclipsed the helio-centric defence formation with a powerful strike, unleashing a blistering daisy cutter on a flat trajectory that took the legs out from underneath the GT gatekeeper, sending him and the ball hurtling into the back of the net. That final goal sealed The End of Germ Theory, which was no match for the holistic harmony of Terrain Theory.
Final Score* Terrain Theory F.C. 9 - Germ Theory F.C. 0
TT F.C. fans were besides themselves and erupted into victorious song:
Alec Zeck, a legend's rise,
What a goal, to lift our eyes,
Germ theory done, COVID's end,
In Victory's song, our voices blend!
The post-match interview with both coaches revealed a lot. Responding to Liam Groundbreaker from The Terrain Tribune, who asked, “What allowed you to dominate and Be-champ-ions?”
Bechamp replied, “Our victory over Germ Theory wasn’t just about superior tactics; it was about embracing the principles of balance and adaptability. While Germ Theory focused on pinpointing specific ‘invaders,’ we played with a holistic understanding of the game’s natural dynamics. By leveraging the strengths of our entire team and adapting to the flow of play, we secured a decisive win. Our strategy is grounded in the belief that understanding and enhancing our natural strengths leads to ultimate success.”
Germina Inocula from The Germ Guardian posed this question to Pasteur: “How can you explain this devastating loss to Terrain Theory?”
Pasteur responded, “Our play was sterile by comparison, which fermented discord among the team. By trying to keep play so clean and precise, we ended up in a real mess. As if on the verge of delivering his final words, he gazed at the camera with hollow eyes, as though staring down the barrel of a gun, and uttered with great solemnity:
“The micro-ball is nothing. The terrain is everything.”
this is brilliant, big TQ!!
Oh my goodness... how you come up with these gems I have no idea... so brilliant.
HUGE THANKS!! 💕♥️ THIS ONE TOOK FOREVER. AFTER PASTEURS final comment I was a spent force; my brain felt sterile for a while. 😀
lol :)