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Christine Massey FOIs's avatar

I've banned "TALKnet" for a month and will welcome he/she/it back provided they don't waste my time as they did just now, while disingenuously pretending that I'm wasting their time.

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If Christine were Frodo Baggins in an epic retelling of The Lord of the Rings, her journey would not lead her to the fires of Mount Doom to destroy a ring, but to extract a confession from the malevolent Lord Sauron. This confession would reveal that Germ Theory is nothing more than a grand deception, a tool of control, fueling the Great Eye* of surveillance in the biosecurity state of Mordor.

“One confession to rule them all, One confession to find them,

One confession to bring them all before truth and bind them,

In the Land of Mordor where the Germ Theorists lie,”

This triumphant challenge to The World Homocide Organization, which reveals no evidence for the Monkey Business pathogen, brings Christine ever closer to her fateful encounter with Sauron. He cannot long withstand the light emanating from the magical forest realm of Lothlorien, where the elf queen Galadriel Massey reigns. The day of reckoning draws near.

Galadriel carries the hope of all free peoples, a beacon of light in a world clouded by deceit. For when this confession is wrenched from the depths of deception and cast into the fires of Mount Doom, it will shatter the shadow that has crept over our Shire, restoring light and liberty to the people of Middle Earth.

Who now will join the Fellowship of the FOIA?

*The Great Eye is brought to you courtesy of tonight’s sponsor, Palantir.

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