Christine Massey, you are brilliant, brilliant!!! If only we could wake up the sheep, but as someone observed recently, it is too late for that, we need to wake the other lions! I
can't begin to thank you enough for all your digging and researching and demanding
answers on our behalf! I don't do Paypal or I'd certainly contribute!
There needs to be a mailing address for contribs in cheque format. There are some of us who eschew E-finance until the bitter surveillance-culture end.
great stuff. forgive me if i don't linger right now, i have another big bomb to drop shortly. be sure to check my recent for details on CFIA friends and partners. what a cartel they got going!!!
"No documents, but you gotta believe us." Right, especially given your record of veracity. :-) Thanks again, Christine, it is sickening to see so many on social media buying the utter lies being pushed about "bird flu,". so many people on Berkeley streets (yes, outdoors) donning masks,......... But like air, truth has a habit of getting out, no matter how confined.
Thanks Christine. 'Show me the holes in your hands and feet, so I too might believe'. The religion of flying viruses cannot show me Christ's wounds, nor even a tomb or cross. Yet doubting Thomas should believe that dead mRNA leaves a chicken, flies, kills granny, then spreads.....
I see RFK is pushing the measles quackcine. What a letdown he is showing himself to be. Pharma really does own most of government and its 'health' industry.
Actually, some saw it back when Pasteur first bloviated his bollocky bs, some saw it in the early 1900's, some saw it after WWII and in the 60's, and then a HUGE uptick in the 80's... I saw it in the Spring of 2020.
I'd say it's about damn time we put this cabal of filthy rich murderous, torture-loving psychopaths out of OUR misery, and our misery out of THEM.
Wake n Rise, people. The Evil Ones are creeping into our lives... check out what's happening in the UK and their NHS... AI and the progression of the Cull...
If only you KNEW HOW MANY MILLIONS WERE BEHIND YOU SUPPORTING YOU... it would blow your socks off... KEEP ON EXPOSING THIS IS FANTASTIC, YOUR ABOUT TO ( IF U HAVNT ALREADY) BLOW THE SKITTELS RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE
Well said Christine!! Mark and Sam Bailey are my favorite Doctors, that actually see through all the lies and misinformation that is spread out there about this fake virology.
There is a distinct group of us that see thru all the lies and call bullsh1t on mainstream Science,.
I personally couldn't believe my eyes when all this corrupt covid agenda came out, and repeatedly asked all around me are they witnessing the same thing? So many sheeple just believed everything they were being told.
The great cull is on, all creatures on earth are being targeted for termination, even the bee's cannot escape....... these mad people planning this need to be first on the list.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with immense joy and gratitude that I announce the launch of my first book, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd!! This satirical takedown of viroLIEgy was profoundly inspired by the heroic work and unwavering encouragement of Christine. This book is dedicated to her!!
Commercial voiceover: The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd invites you to the streaming sensation ViraFlix, where the madcap world of ‘virology’ is reimagined as an addictive lineup of blockbuster comedies. Each ‘episode’ dives beak-first into the hilarity, contradictions, and outright absurdities lurking within the ‘virus’ industry, unravelling the shaky claims holding it all together.
Step into the spotlight with Dr. Specimen, a jittery viroLIEgist-in-training, whose ’scientific’ certainties crumble under the merciless cross-examination of Mr. Rigorous -a no-nonsense attorney determined to expose every flaw in his claims. The courtroom battle is a tour de farce, shining a spotlight on the wobbly foundations of ‘Virus isolation.’
Hold onto your feathers for BEAKing news of avian flu ‘pandemics’ so outrageously feather-brained they’re almost believable – until they aren't. Buckle up for the meteoric rise (and ignominious nosedive) of ‘SARS-CoV-2,’ as global superstardom gives way to the devastating truth: it was never more than a glorified glob of snot on a swab.
The comedy keeps spreading it's wings.
Grab a pint at a classic British Boozer with Mr. Wise To, whose cheeky grilling of a viroLIEgist will leave you in stitches. Or swing by the ‘Lively Virus’ Shop, where a disgruntled customer argues with the shopkeeper about the ‘virus’ he recently purchased– a rather dead one - that certainly doesn’t live up to the shop’s lively name.
Laugh out loud as the Ministry of Silly Viruses rubber-stamps funding applications for utterly unremarkable ‘viruses,’ and revel in the futile yet side-splitting quest of a determined shopper to purchase a completely isolated and purified ‘virus’ at Yee Olde Virus Isolation Shoppe.
Hungry for more? Strap on your hazmat aprons for Cooking up Controversy, where the absurdity of ‘viral’ recipes will leave you craving the comfort of a real meal. Then, flip the channel to Who Wants to be a Pandemic Billionaire?, where two cutthroat teams compete to concoct the most apocalyptic scamdemic for Pandemic billions!
And don’t miss the grand finale: the ultimate World Cup clash between Germ Theory F.C. and Terrain Theory F.C., with jaw-dropping goals that defy everything you thought you knew. Can you predict the winning team and the final score?
Packed with wit, biting satire, and laugh-out-loud absurdities, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd is one binge-worthy comedy riot you won’t want to miss!
Cue closing jingle
[Upbeat and irresistibly catchy]
♪♪ “It’s ViraFlix time, where ‘virus isolation’ claims run wild,
Join the courtroom drama of Dr. Specimen, our jittery child!
From BEAKing news headlines to cooking the craze,
We’re serving up scams in a comedic blaze!
SARS’ rise to fame – oh, it’s truly obscene,
Just a swab of snot, terrorizing TV screens!
From ‘pandemics’ to goals, it’s a wacky, wild spree,
In Bird-Brained, come laugh with glee!” ♪♪
Narrator: Join us for The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd only on ViraFlix – where the science is shaky, the laughs are epic, and the truth is a side-splitting adventure you won’t want to miss!
A frustrated customer storms into the “The Lively Virus Shop,” gripping a vial labelled “Lively ‘Virus’ Sample.” The shop is a chaotic jungle of test tubes, petri dishes, and wildly uncalibrated lab equipment. A dusty, crooked sign above the counter reads: “We ‘Isolate’ the Liveliest ‘Viruses’ - So you Don’t Have To!” Next to it, a disclaimer in tiny print adds: “Definitions may vary. Refunds, however, are a known impossibility.”
Customer: [Slams vial onto the counter, rings the bell furiously] ‘Ello, I wish to register a complaint!
‘Virologist:’ [Enters cheerfully, lab coat covered in mysterious stains] Ah, yes sir! Welcome to “The Lively Virus Shop,” How can I assist you today?
Customer: Look, mate, I purchased this so-called ‘Lively Isolated' Parrot-Flu 'Virus’ from you not half an hour ago, and when I took it back to my lab… well, it’s dead!
‘Virologist:’ [Gasps theatrically, clutching chest] Dead? Oh no, no, no, sir! It’s not dead! It’s just dormant!
Customer: [Leaning in, fuming] Dormant?! The only thing it’s infecting is my patience! I’ve cultured it in Vero cells, flooded it with growth medium, and still - not a single cytopathic effect!
‘Virologist:’ [Smiling smugly, nodding] Ah, well, that’s where you’re mistaken, sir. It’s just… pining for Trypsin.
Customer: [Livid] Pining for Trypsin? What kind of nonsense is that? Look, I know a dead virus when I see one, and THIS, my friend, is stone-cold ‘virologically’ deceased!
‘Virologist:’ [Nods sagely] No, no, no, sir, it’s not dead - it’s just resting. Remarkable strain, ‘Parrot-Flu 'Virus,’ innit? Beautiful viral coat.
Customer: [Sarcastic, arms crossed] The viral coat doesn’t enter it! It’s completely non-infectious!
‘Virologist:’ [Pointing at the vial] Non-infectious? Oh no, no, no! It’s probably just having a nap after all those PCR amplifications. Happens all the time.
Customer: [Exploding, hands thrown up] NAPPING?! Look, mate, this virus wouldn’t bud if I injected it as part of blood serum directly into the brains of rabbits. It’s deader than Pasteur’s credibility!
‘Virologist:’ [Offended, crossing arms] Oh, come now! Don’t confuse ‘Parrot-Flu 'Virus,’ with the methods used for ‘West Nile River Virus.’ Different procedures, sir! You’ve simply got to be more patient – give it time to regenerate its spikes! Have you tried… [Winks cheekily] adding more Trypsin? Brings out the infectivity and spikes a treat!!
Customer: [Outraged, glaring] MORE Trypsin?! Mate, I’ve dumped that, and every toxic chemical known to science into this sample, and its still DOA! You sold me a dead virus!
‘Virologist:’ [Casually shakes the vial] There, see? It’s… gathering its strength!
Customer: [Furious, pointing] NO, IT ISN’T! You just shook the vial!
‘Virologist:’ [Feigning innocence] I did no such thing!
Customer: Yes, you did!
‘Virologist:’ [Casually shrugs] Alright, sir, let’s troubleshoot. Perhaps the problem lies in your cell culture conditions. Did you drown the cells in antibiotics to ensure it’s free of bacteria?
Customer: [Snaps, exasperated] Free of bacteria? The bacteria are fine, mate! It’s the 'virus' that’s gone to meet its maker! This 'virus' is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to that big petri dish in the sky!
‘Virologist:’ [Still in denial, dismissive wave] Nonsense! It’s merely awaiting optimal conditions to display a proper cytopathic effect. Try running the PCR at 50 cycles - that should perk it up a bit!
Customer: [Furious, incredulous] PERK IT UP?! PERK IT UP?! Look, the PCR didn’t detect a single nucleotide! This 'virus' has shuffled off its proteinaceous coil, run down the replication curtain, and joined the bleedin’ quorum invisible! THIS IS AN EX-VIRUS!
‘Virologist:’ [Calmly, with a slight shrug] Well, if you’re that sure, I suppose I could offer you a… replacement sample…
Customer: [Sarcastic, arms crossed] Oh, wonderful. And will this one actually show some sign of life, or will it be as dead as the last one?
‘Virologist:’ [Grinning proudly] Oh no, no, no – this one’s a live one! Just isolated it this morning … from a computer model!
Customer: [Stares in disbelief] A… COMPUTER MODEL?!
‘Virologist:’ [Nods enthusiastically] The algorithms do all the work! No messy lab procedures, no awkward controls – just pure, state-of-the-art digital viroLIEgy!
Customer: [Storming out, shouting] That’s it, I’m done! You and your digital viruses can keep your bogus isolation! I’m off to find a real virus!
‘Virologist:’ [Calling after him, cheerfully] Well, if you find one, let me know! We could use it for the next Scamdemic!
Scene: A dimly lit pub in Britain. Mr. Wise to… is seated next to Mr. ViroLiegist, who is nervously supping a pint of warm beer. Mr. Wise to…, grinning mischievously, leans over.
Mr. Wise to…: [Leaning in] “Ello, mate. You, er, work in ‘virology,’ do you?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [In a haughty, upper-class accent] Yes, that’s right.
Mr. Wise to…: [Nods eagerly, twiddling his thumbs] Ahhhh, virology, eh? Very important field, eh? [Winks] Isolate any ‘viruses’ recently? [Leans in closer] You know… isolate isolate, wink wink, nudge nudge?
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, we don’t really… isolate in the strictest sense.
Mr. Wise to…: [Nods knowingly] Oh, don’t you now, eh? Don’t really isolate, wink wink, say no more! So, uh, you get your little culture dish, and-what-throw in some monkey kidney cells, eh? Give it a little stir, nudge nudge?
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, yes, we introduce cell cultures -
Mr. Wise to…: Introduce, eh? [Winks dramatically] I’ll bet you do! Eh? [Leans in close, eyes wide] Cytopathic effects, eh? Lovely bit of destruction, wink wink, say no more!
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, yes, it’s just part of the process…
Mr. Wise to…: [Interrupts, grinning] Part of the process, eh? Process, eh? Mixing and matching, bit of this, bit of that – eh? All gets a bit complicated, don’t it? [Leans back, crossing his arms smugly] I bet there’s PCR involved, eh? Eh? Amplifying things that aren’t really, you know – wink wink, say no more!
Mr. ViroLiegist: We use PCR to -
Mr. Wise to…: [Leans forward, raising his eyebrows repeatedly] Ohhh, I bet you do! PCR – right between the old genes, eh? Amplify this, amplify that – nudge nudge, lovely bit of sequences, eh?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Awkwardly] Well, it’s to detect -
Mr. Wise to…: Detect, eh? [Grinning wider] Oh, I bet you detect all sorts of things! Bits of RNA floating about in the old soup, eh? No need for anything pure, eh? Just a bit of random genetic detritus, eh? You sly dog, you!
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, it’s not quite that simple -
Mr. Wise to…: Not that simple, eh? [Nudges him] Say no more! No need to complicate things, right? Just throw in some random sequences, patch 'em together, bit of guesswork, eh? Lovely bit of data stitching – wink wink! [Leans in] You ever, uh, publish any of that? Eh? Eh? Get a cheeky little grant for your trouble?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Hesitating] Well, I mean, we -
Mr. Wise to…: [Nods eagerly] Ohhhh, I bet you did, eh? Got your cheeky little funding, eh? [Elbows him harder] Lots of papers written, all about nothing in particular – eh? Just a bit of this, a bit of that – wink wink, nudge nudge! And all without really having seen the little blighter, eh?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Sputtering on his warm pint] Well, we have electron microscope images –
Mr. Wise to…: Oh, electron microscopes, eh? [Winks again, jabbing him with his elbow] Big ol’ blurry blobs, eh? Slap a few arrows on there, call it a virus, eh? Lovely bit of science, that! [Sits back, smug] Can’t argue with that, now, can you? Science at its finest, eh? Say no more!
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Confused] I -
Mr. Wise to…: [Leaning back in satisfaction] Ohhhh, you’re a sly one, mate. Absolutely love it! Nudge nudge, wink wink!
[Fade out, as Mr. Wise to… smirks knowingly and Mr. ViroLiegist squirms uncomfortably.]
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Christine Massey, you are brilliant, brilliant!!! If only we could wake up the sheep, but as someone observed recently, it is too late for that, we need to wake the other lions! I
can't begin to thank you enough for all your digging and researching and demanding
answers on our behalf! I don't do Paypal or I'd certainly contribute!
theycan never wakup convid putthem in a coma never wake up nowlab 'leak'the the newbulshit
But it's not new, it was from waaaaay back there, with other bull puckey like a bat blew its nose on someone...
Guess what happened in Wuhan RIGHT BEFORE "covid" started? About 40,000 5G towers were put up. Ding, ding!
There needs to be a mailing address for contribs in cheque format. There are some of us who eschew E-finance until the bitter surveillance-culture end.
You can send a Money Order.
great stuff. forgive me if i don't linger right now, i have another big bomb to drop shortly. be sure to check my recent for details on CFIA friends and partners. what a cartel they got going!!!
"No documents, but you gotta believe us." Right, especially given your record of veracity. :-) Thanks again, Christine, it is sickening to see so many on social media buying the utter lies being pushed about "bird flu,". so many people on Berkeley streets (yes, outdoors) donning masks,......... But like air, truth has a habit of getting out, no matter how confined.
Respect Christine! You do great work for health. You get as many hugs as you want! Let's begin with three. Hug 💚 hug 💚 hug 💚.
I would love to see a raised awareness and debate about nano sized technology and "bio cyber interface" with people from the "omniwar symposium", and preferably begin with Psychologist Lissa! https://rainbowcoalition.substack.com/p/i-support-beautiful-lissa-johnson
I feel it could be very important. Tell all your awesome antivaxxer friends!
Thanks Christine. 'Show me the holes in your hands and feet, so I too might believe'. The religion of flying viruses cannot show me Christ's wounds, nor even a tomb or cross. Yet doubting Thomas should believe that dead mRNA leaves a chicken, flies, kills granny, then spreads.....
I see RFK is pushing the measles quackcine. What a letdown he is showing himself to be. Pharma really does own most of government and its 'health' industry.
I agree. RFK, Sr. must be doing backflips in his grave...
The first time you receive a written response to a Foi request, you might think it's a random stroke of luck.
The tenth time you receive the same response to a Foi request, you might still think it's a random lucky strike.
By the hundredth identical response to a Foi request at the latest, you have to realize that it is a series of revelations and no longer a random hit.
By the two hundredth response to a Foi request, it is clear that you have been standing on the tip of a gigantic iceberg all this time.
It was perhaps only a matter of time, but thanks to Christine Massey's tireless work, the time has finally come.
We see the reality of virology before us, a gigantic hoax that can never be unseen again.
Actually, some saw it back when Pasteur first bloviated his bollocky bs, some saw it in the early 1900's, some saw it after WWII and in the 60's, and then a HUGE uptick in the 80's... I saw it in the Spring of 2020.
I'd say it's about damn time we put this cabal of filthy rich murderous, torture-loving psychopaths out of OUR misery, and our misery out of THEM.
Wake n Rise, people. The Evil Ones are creeping into our lives... check out what's happening in the UK and their NHS... AI and the progression of the Cull...
If only you KNEW HOW MANY MILLIONS WERE BEHIND YOU SUPPORTING YOU... it would blow your socks off... KEEP ON EXPOSING THIS IS FANTASTIC, YOUR ABOUT TO ( IF U HAVNT ALREADY) BLOW THE SKITTELS RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE
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Thank you Christine! Fearless FOIA Femme 🔥
Well said Christine!! Mark and Sam Bailey are my favorite Doctors, that actually see through all the lies and misinformation that is spread out there about this fake virology.
There is a distinct group of us that see thru all the lies and call bullsh1t on mainstream Science,.
I personally couldn't believe my eyes when all this corrupt covid agenda came out, and repeatedly asked all around me are they witnessing the same thing? So many sheeple just believed everything they were being told.
The great cull is on, all creatures on earth are being targeted for termination, even the bee's cannot escape....... these mad people planning this need to be first on the list.
Oh, I'm SHOCKED. And right after I spent all my savings ($20) on VIRUS STOCK!!! ha harf!
Way to go, CM. xo xo
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with immense joy and gratitude that I announce the launch of my first book, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd!! This satirical takedown of viroLIEgy was profoundly inspired by the heroic work and unwavering encouragement of Christine. This book is dedicated to her!!
Commercial voiceover: The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd invites you to the streaming sensation ViraFlix, where the madcap world of ‘virology’ is reimagined as an addictive lineup of blockbuster comedies. Each ‘episode’ dives beak-first into the hilarity, contradictions, and outright absurdities lurking within the ‘virus’ industry, unravelling the shaky claims holding it all together.
Step into the spotlight with Dr. Specimen, a jittery viroLIEgist-in-training, whose ’scientific’ certainties crumble under the merciless cross-examination of Mr. Rigorous -a no-nonsense attorney determined to expose every flaw in his claims. The courtroom battle is a tour de farce, shining a spotlight on the wobbly foundations of ‘Virus isolation.’
Hold onto your feathers for BEAKing news of avian flu ‘pandemics’ so outrageously feather-brained they’re almost believable – until they aren't. Buckle up for the meteoric rise (and ignominious nosedive) of ‘SARS-CoV-2,’ as global superstardom gives way to the devastating truth: it was never more than a glorified glob of snot on a swab.
The comedy keeps spreading it's wings.
Grab a pint at a classic British Boozer with Mr. Wise To, whose cheeky grilling of a viroLIEgist will leave you in stitches. Or swing by the ‘Lively Virus’ Shop, where a disgruntled customer argues with the shopkeeper about the ‘virus’ he recently purchased– a rather dead one - that certainly doesn’t live up to the shop’s lively name.
Laugh out loud as the Ministry of Silly Viruses rubber-stamps funding applications for utterly unremarkable ‘viruses,’ and revel in the futile yet side-splitting quest of a determined shopper to purchase a completely isolated and purified ‘virus’ at Yee Olde Virus Isolation Shoppe.
Hungry for more? Strap on your hazmat aprons for Cooking up Controversy, where the absurdity of ‘viral’ recipes will leave you craving the comfort of a real meal. Then, flip the channel to Who Wants to be a Pandemic Billionaire?, where two cutthroat teams compete to concoct the most apocalyptic scamdemic for Pandemic billions!
And don’t miss the grand finale: the ultimate World Cup clash between Germ Theory F.C. and Terrain Theory F.C., with jaw-dropping goals that defy everything you thought you knew. Can you predict the winning team and the final score?
Packed with wit, biting satire, and laugh-out-loud absurdities, The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd is one binge-worthy comedy riot you won’t want to miss!
Cue closing jingle
[Upbeat and irresistibly catchy]
♪♪ “It’s ViraFlix time, where ‘virus isolation’ claims run wild,
Join the courtroom drama of Dr. Specimen, our jittery child!
From BEAKing news headlines to cooking the craze,
We’re serving up scams in a comedic blaze!
SARS’ rise to fame – oh, it’s truly obscene,
Just a swab of snot, terrorizing TV screens!
From ‘pandemics’ to goals, it’s a wacky, wild spree,
In Bird-Brained, come laugh with glee!” ♪♪
Narrator: Join us for The Bird-Brained Virus Crowd only on ViraFlix – where the science is shaky, the laughs are epic, and the truth is a side-splitting adventure you won’t want to miss!
Get now on Amazon Kindle:
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HEEEEEheeheeheeheee! Good job, sign me up for the book. I'll read it to the Robins.
Fabulous work Christine! Thank you for this!💜
A frustrated customer storms into the “The Lively Virus Shop,” gripping a vial labelled “Lively ‘Virus’ Sample.” The shop is a chaotic jungle of test tubes, petri dishes, and wildly uncalibrated lab equipment. A dusty, crooked sign above the counter reads: “We ‘Isolate’ the Liveliest ‘Viruses’ - So you Don’t Have To!” Next to it, a disclaimer in tiny print adds: “Definitions may vary. Refunds, however, are a known impossibility.”
Customer: [Slams vial onto the counter, rings the bell furiously] ‘Ello, I wish to register a complaint!
‘Virologist:’ [Enters cheerfully, lab coat covered in mysterious stains] Ah, yes sir! Welcome to “The Lively Virus Shop,” How can I assist you today?
Customer: Look, mate, I purchased this so-called ‘Lively Isolated' Parrot-Flu 'Virus’ from you not half an hour ago, and when I took it back to my lab… well, it’s dead!
‘Virologist:’ [Gasps theatrically, clutching chest] Dead? Oh no, no, no, sir! It’s not dead! It’s just dormant!
Customer: [Leaning in, fuming] Dormant?! The only thing it’s infecting is my patience! I’ve cultured it in Vero cells, flooded it with growth medium, and still - not a single cytopathic effect!
‘Virologist:’ [Smiling smugly, nodding] Ah, well, that’s where you’re mistaken, sir. It’s just… pining for Trypsin.
Customer: [Livid] Pining for Trypsin? What kind of nonsense is that? Look, I know a dead virus when I see one, and THIS, my friend, is stone-cold ‘virologically’ deceased!
‘Virologist:’ [Nods sagely] No, no, no, sir, it’s not dead - it’s just resting. Remarkable strain, ‘Parrot-Flu 'Virus,’ innit? Beautiful viral coat.
Customer: [Sarcastic, arms crossed] The viral coat doesn’t enter it! It’s completely non-infectious!
‘Virologist:’ [Pointing at the vial] Non-infectious? Oh no, no, no! It’s probably just having a nap after all those PCR amplifications. Happens all the time.
Customer: [Exploding, hands thrown up] NAPPING?! Look, mate, this virus wouldn’t bud if I injected it as part of blood serum directly into the brains of rabbits. It’s deader than Pasteur’s credibility!
‘Virologist:’ [Offended, crossing arms] Oh, come now! Don’t confuse ‘Parrot-Flu 'Virus,’ with the methods used for ‘West Nile River Virus.’ Different procedures, sir! You’ve simply got to be more patient – give it time to regenerate its spikes! Have you tried… [Winks cheekily] adding more Trypsin? Brings out the infectivity and spikes a treat!!
Customer: [Outraged, glaring] MORE Trypsin?! Mate, I’ve dumped that, and every toxic chemical known to science into this sample, and its still DOA! You sold me a dead virus!
‘Virologist:’ [Casually shakes the vial] There, see? It’s… gathering its strength!
Customer: [Furious, pointing] NO, IT ISN’T! You just shook the vial!
‘Virologist:’ [Feigning innocence] I did no such thing!
Customer: Yes, you did!
‘Virologist:’ [Casually shrugs] Alright, sir, let’s troubleshoot. Perhaps the problem lies in your cell culture conditions. Did you drown the cells in antibiotics to ensure it’s free of bacteria?
Customer: [Snaps, exasperated] Free of bacteria? The bacteria are fine, mate! It’s the 'virus' that’s gone to meet its maker! This 'virus' is no more! It has ceased to be! It has expired and gone to that big petri dish in the sky!
‘Virologist:’ [Still in denial, dismissive wave] Nonsense! It’s merely awaiting optimal conditions to display a proper cytopathic effect. Try running the PCR at 50 cycles - that should perk it up a bit!
Customer: [Furious, incredulous] PERK IT UP?! PERK IT UP?! Look, the PCR didn’t detect a single nucleotide! This 'virus' has shuffled off its proteinaceous coil, run down the replication curtain, and joined the bleedin’ quorum invisible! THIS IS AN EX-VIRUS!
‘Virologist:’ [Calmly, with a slight shrug] Well, if you’re that sure, I suppose I could offer you a… replacement sample…
Customer: [Sarcastic, arms crossed] Oh, wonderful. And will this one actually show some sign of life, or will it be as dead as the last one?
‘Virologist:’ [Grinning proudly] Oh no, no, no – this one’s a live one! Just isolated it this morning … from a computer model!
Customer: [Stares in disbelief] A… COMPUTER MODEL?!
‘Virologist:’ [Nods enthusiastically] The algorithms do all the work! No messy lab procedures, no awkward controls – just pure, state-of-the-art digital viroLIEgy!
Customer: [Storming out, shouting] That’s it, I’m done! You and your digital viruses can keep your bogus isolation! I’m off to find a real virus!
‘Virologist:’ [Calling after him, cheerfully] Well, if you find one, let me know! We could use it for the next Scamdemic!
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NUDGE-NUDGE-WINK-WINK, SAY NO MORE...
Scene: A dimly lit pub in Britain. Mr. Wise to… is seated next to Mr. ViroLiegist, who is nervously supping a pint of warm beer. Mr. Wise to…, grinning mischievously, leans over.
Mr. Wise to…: [Leaning in] “Ello, mate. You, er, work in ‘virology,’ do you?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [In a haughty, upper-class accent] Yes, that’s right.
Mr. Wise to…: [Nods eagerly, twiddling his thumbs] Ahhhh, virology, eh? Very important field, eh? [Winks] Isolate any ‘viruses’ recently? [Leans in closer] You know… isolate isolate, wink wink, nudge nudge?
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, we don’t really… isolate in the strictest sense.
Mr. Wise to…: [Nods knowingly] Oh, don’t you now, eh? Don’t really isolate, wink wink, say no more! So, uh, you get your little culture dish, and-what-throw in some monkey kidney cells, eh? Give it a little stir, nudge nudge?
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, yes, we introduce cell cultures -
Mr. Wise to…: Introduce, eh? [Winks dramatically] I’ll bet you do! Eh? [Leans in close, eyes wide] Cytopathic effects, eh? Lovely bit of destruction, wink wink, say no more!
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, yes, it’s just part of the process…
Mr. Wise to…: [Interrupts, grinning] Part of the process, eh? Process, eh? Mixing and matching, bit of this, bit of that – eh? All gets a bit complicated, don’t it? [Leans back, crossing his arms smugly] I bet there’s PCR involved, eh? Eh? Amplifying things that aren’t really, you know – wink wink, say no more!
Mr. ViroLiegist: We use PCR to -
Mr. Wise to…: [Leans forward, raising his eyebrows repeatedly] Ohhh, I bet you do! PCR – right between the old genes, eh? Amplify this, amplify that – nudge nudge, lovely bit of sequences, eh?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Awkwardly] Well, it’s to detect -
Mr. Wise to…: Detect, eh? [Grinning wider] Oh, I bet you detect all sorts of things! Bits of RNA floating about in the old soup, eh? No need for anything pure, eh? Just a bit of random genetic detritus, eh? You sly dog, you!
Mr. ViroLiegist: Well, it’s not quite that simple -
Mr. Wise to…: Not that simple, eh? [Nudges him] Say no more! No need to complicate things, right? Just throw in some random sequences, patch 'em together, bit of guesswork, eh? Lovely bit of data stitching – wink wink! [Leans in] You ever, uh, publish any of that? Eh? Eh? Get a cheeky little grant for your trouble?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Hesitating] Well, I mean, we -
Mr. Wise to…: [Nods eagerly] Ohhhh, I bet you did, eh? Got your cheeky little funding, eh? [Elbows him harder] Lots of papers written, all about nothing in particular – eh? Just a bit of this, a bit of that – wink wink, nudge nudge! And all without really having seen the little blighter, eh?
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Sputtering on his warm pint] Well, we have electron microscope images –
Mr. Wise to…: Oh, electron microscopes, eh? [Winks again, jabbing him with his elbow] Big ol’ blurry blobs, eh? Slap a few arrows on there, call it a virus, eh? Lovely bit of science, that! [Sits back, smug] Can’t argue with that, now, can you? Science at its finest, eh? Say no more!
Mr. ViroLiegist: [Confused] I -
Mr. Wise to…: [Leaning back in satisfaction] Ohhhh, you’re a sly one, mate. Absolutely love it! Nudge nudge, wink wink!
[Fade out, as Mr. Wise to… smirks knowingly and Mr. ViroLiegist squirms uncomfortably.]
SPOT ON. Left me with a big smile; but it is so near truth (it is the truth), that I was not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Oh my goodness !!!
I just got my all natural medicine for the day.
A good belly laugh and a BIG smile on my face.
Please check out new post
I saw just Baileys post.
I now understand you can buy it instead of just downloading it if that’s what you’re talking about.
Maybe I am just confused. I guess I had forgotten I downloaded it when it first came out.
Hello! It’s still available for free, but I thought I’d write a promotional piece for the book edition, especially since I’ve gained so much from its treasure trove of insights exposing the lies behind viroLiEgy. It’s the least I could do. I’ll add a thank-you note at the top of the promo as well. Cheers for bringing this up!
t’s still available for free?
And now for something completely free: the ’lively virus’ − free of isolation, free of contagion, free of any proof it exists—bundled at no extra cost with every poison-induced cytopathic effect.
Thanks for your reply.
Now I completely understand.
Good for you. That was a great idea on your part to promote the new book edition.
Keep up the great work !!!
Cheers, guv! I can’t edit comments on Substack from my smartphone anymore, so I’ll add the explanation when I can access my PC later tonight.
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I thought I’d write a promotional piece for the book edition of the tour de force that is A Farewell to Virology, especially since I’ve gained so much from its rich treasure trove of insights, which brilliantly exposes the fraud that viroLiEgy has perpetuated—an entire field invented without ever proving it had an Independent Variable! The work of Team Bailey has been nothing short of groundbreaking, and I’m incredibly grateful for the knowledge and clarity they’ve shared. It’s the least I could do to give back!!
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