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🚨 MAHA PROUDLY PRESENTS… 🚨

RFK Jr.’s Absolutely Non-Leaky ’Safe and Effective’ Childhood Quackccine Schedule 🎉💉

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Reporter: What will define your tenure as head of HHS?

🗣️ Kennedy: "I could’ve blown the Germ Theory hoax sky-high when Eric Coppolino asked me at Greenwich…" RFK mumbled heroically,

"…but Urm... I still publicly believe in ‘viruses’!😜 Um… kind of... somewhat... Urmm... probably... maybe... viruses are a hoax... but Urm... I can’t say that… cos Urm... Christine’s right... but Urm... funding... elections... so for now, ’viruses’ exist... I think... Urm..." 🤡🎤

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You’re a boss MamaBear,Christine, and you rock!!!

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